Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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