i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's rum buckets o'clock
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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