so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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