okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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