im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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