He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize