And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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