So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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