Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
