sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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