You made me cry and you don't even care
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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