It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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