I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
