You're my little dorito
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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