Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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