So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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