Pappa wants mamma naked
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I looked at my own cervix.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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