i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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