Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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