I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
And then he peed in my hair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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