You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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