we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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