girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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