Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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