Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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