omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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