I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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