he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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