Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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