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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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