Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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