i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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