And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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