we're blogging at a bar
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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