You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm like, not good at living.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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