and you said cock pushups were impossible
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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