I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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