She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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