16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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