i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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