so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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