I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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