what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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