can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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