so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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