Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
