She's JV to your varsity
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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