i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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