i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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