i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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