Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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