ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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