His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
dude. I can hear the air.
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